Had a great weekend in Nashville, TN and ended up in this place on Friday night - The Hollywood Disco. Looked like an old gentlemens club with a 70’s twist. Man I wish we could get one of these here in ATL…

I would like to take back my comments from last week about USC being “Sick Nasty”. Yes, they are a team filled with NFL caliber players and are exciting to watch, but last night we saw an early season loss that may keep USC out of the National Championship. I don’t know whether to think if USC is overrated, if OSU is really that bad, or if Oregen State is a legit team and the PAC-10 isn’t that bad?

USC is overrated as a team. They have lots of talent and athletes at every position, but as we saw last night they could not put it together for a full game. OSU might be even worse then expected and Oregon State might be a little better then we thought. Still, the PAC-10 is weak. This loss hurts USC more than a conference loss would hurt Georgia, Florida, or LSU in the SEC. This loss helps a team like UGA more than just the fact they will jump USC in the polls, but if UGA is handed a loss by one of the opponents on their brutal schedule, UGA has a much better chance of being a one loss team in Miami since their loss would most likely be from a top 10 team, and USC’s loss would be to a weak PAC-10 team. read all »

I read an interesting article today on Foxsports.com Article about USC blowing a chance to play for the national title again this year. It raised a lot of valid points about would USC really deserve it and a bunch of what if scenarios. Obviously I am biased towards UGA, but this was a good article that fairly represented all the top 5 teams.

The article got me thinking about how UGA has dropped in the polls the past two weeks because we did not blow teams out by 50 or 60 points. The question that I raise is, will USC be held to this same standard? Right now the PAC-10 is looking pretty shitty. They are 0-4 against the Moutain West Conference (BYU beat UCLA 59-0). The other ranked teams in the conference were all upset this past week (Cal by Maryland, Oregon by Purdue, and Arizona State by UNLV). This does not bode well for the conference in general and significally decreases the toughness of USC’s schedule. Out of conference they still have to play Notre Dame who is garbage. Also, lets think about the fact that OSU might catch another loss or two against Wisconsin, Penn State, or Illinois. This would mean that the USC win over OSU wouldn’t really mean that much anymore. Now you are looking at a very good USC team not playing that strong of schedule when BCS time comes, which would hurt them. So when USC is playing these weak PAC-10 teams every week, what if they only beat Stanford 14-7? Are they going to drop in the polls like UGA did after they went on the road in the SEC and beat South Carolina 14-7? In my opion it is a lot worse to only beat Stanford by that score then to beat South Carolina by that score.

It will be interesting to see how the voters would handle a situation like that. Plus, what if UGA is playing a team like Alabama, Auburn, LSU or Florida during that same week and UGA comes out and wins by 2 touchdowns? Does that mean we move up? This might be yet another year of the media sucking Southern Cal’s dick.

This whole situation does not even put into perspective if USC were to slip up and lose a game. USC has only gone undefeated once under Coach Carrol, so as a Georgia fan, I hope he loses at least one this year. This could possibly mean that if USC loses one game, they would be out of the National Championship. Even if UGA and Oklahoma both have a loss, it seams to me that those two teams would deserve it over USC in that situation because of the tougher conferences.

Another thing to consider when showing the weakness of the PAC-10 is the UGA-ASU game this weekend. I don’t see this happening, but what if UGA blows out ASU and then ASU plays USC very close? Would this show anything? Just something to think about and hopefully give a little extra motivation for UGA to put up some points this weekend.

I stormed in the party like my name was El Nino. This is The Narnia, the newest member of Team Hotsauce. I will be dropping in from time to time to give you some of my thoughts and ideas. First topic, chicks, man.

I have been doing a lot of thinking lately and one subject keeps standing out. It pops up frequently when I am out downtown, out at dinner, or walking to my car from the strip club on a Wednesday after lunch. It is an issue that many people before me have probably thought of, but I want to give my thoughts on the situation. The topic is the things that girls do. The time has come for some of these ridiculous practices to come to an end. I know that guys and girls are very different, but I feel like we need a little bit more conformity in our actions. I have compiled this list of things that I have noticed over the past few years that could really use some changing. There are also a few notes for you from the guys perspective. So, ladies, listen up and take notes.

1. Stop Going to the Bathroom Together- This is a ridiculous habit that every girl in the entire world thinks is normal. Well, its not. You need to act like a big girl and pee all by yourself. And what happens if one of your friends throws a curveball and decides to drop a twosie? What is the MO on that little treat? I get really nervous if someone talks to me at a urinal, I can’t imagine inviting some friends in with me to have a chat. 

2. She Isn’t a Whore- Stop calling girls whores or sluts just because they are prettier than you. If you don’t have the personality or looks to land the guy you want, too bad. This activity is commonplace in bars and stupid girl conversations everywhere. Yall love to throw that word around at girls you don’t even know, just because they happen to be looking sexy that evening. I really think you should just go home and practice being cool in front of your full length mirror while wearing your skinny jeans. 

3. Stop Holding Hands- We aren’t in 4th grade on a field trip. There is no need to hold hands with each other unless one of you is hanging off the edge of a cliff. Unfortunately, neither of you are. Knock it off.

4. Stop Playing with Each Others Hair-  Unless you are a licensed hair dresser there is no need to mess around with your girlfriends hair under any circumstances.

5. Stop Asking Ridiculous Questions- Please think before you open your mouth from now on. I am so tired of hearing about girlfriends asking questions that start with, “Would you still love me if…”. The answer is no. We will say, “Honey, of course!” That is a lie. If you got really fat, or lost an arm or something, you are fired. Sorry if this comes as a shock to you, but thats the way it is in the real world. 

6. Stop Popping Your Collar- I have seen this a few times recently and it is not Ok. When a guy has a collar boner, it makes him a loser. When you pop your collar, you become the loser. It isn’t hot, it isn’t funny, it must stop now.

7. Stop Saying “Hey Girl”- If I hear another chick answer her phone or greet a friend with any form of “Hey Girl!” ,  I could end up serving 5-10 in a Fulton County jail. PLEASE stop!

8. Stop Changing in Front of/Bathing with Your Friends- Unless you plan on filming these activities and emailing them to me, there is no reason to get naked in front of one another. 

9. Stop Having Bangs- I have no idea who said that bangs were back, but my guess is it was a stupid girl. You may think that it is cute to each other, but I don’t know a single dude who has ever said, “Check out those sexy bangs.” If you want to look trendy or cute, while getting our attention, wear a low-cut shirt and a push up bra. 

10. Stop Talking About How Fat You Are- If you continue to point out all of your flaws to fish for complements, we are going to start noticing them more often. You aren’t fat, we wouldn’t be talking to you if you were (unless booze is involved or you are really funny). Now that you have pointed out that little bit of pudge, that is all that we see. Way to go dummy.

11. Stop Making Me Retake Pictures- I cannot stand when a group of girls ask me to take a picture for a second time. “Oh no, I look horrible/fat in that one, will you take another one?” No! Thats what you look like, its a f’ing PHOTOGRAPH! It captures a moment in time, sorry that you are kinda big or ugly. Deal with it.

12. Stop Wearing Capri Pants- I know girls have a tough time making decisions most of the time, but I mean, come on! Wear some shorts or wear some pants.I hope this one has gone away, it has been a while since I have seen them.

13. Gay Friends- Stop having a gay friend because you think it is funny or cute. It’s not. It’s weird and creepy. No guy is jealous of your gay buddy, we are just really uncomfortable. There is no reason why a guy you are friends with should be more feminine than you are. Stop nurturing that kind of behavior, it is unhealthy.

14. Stop Getting Little Dogs- That is not a dog, that is a Hamster. I will punt that little thing across the yard. Get rid of it or I am calling the Orkin Man.

15. Stop Being So Fake- I hate when girls are so nice to each other when face-to-face and then immediately talk badly about them. If you are that insecure, you need to go see a specialist. Girls love to gossip about everyone and everything they can. I just simply don’t understand. Guys don’t care if you hate that other girl or not, we just want you to shut up.

 I feel like that is a sufficient list for right now. This will most certainly be updated over the next few weeks, so stay tuned. If you were offended by this, then you are what is wrong with America and you are the reason there are terrorists. A friend of mine once said “Girls are just losers with vaginas”. If things don’t start to change, I will be inclined to agree. Good luck!

So, following my prediction 2 weeks ago, South Carolina beat a terrible NC State team and we all had to listen to their fans talk about how they were due for a big season. I guess reality set in on Saturday when the ‘Dores put a pounding to the Shamecocks and their fans realized this is like any other 6 loss year for USC. The schedule doesn’t get any easier when the Dogs come to town this Saturday and Knowshon Moreno has litterally been slapping his balls in defender’s faces while he hurdles over them. I give Spurrier one more year after this season before he leaves on his own.

I would also like to know how Southern Cal. manages to gain votes in the polls on their off week when UGA throws up 56 points on the two time MAC Champ that is favored to win again this year? On top of that, fuck ESPN for not showing Knowshon’s jump. Apparently, Richt questioned an ESPN writer about it and the writer blamed Fox Sports for not including it with their highlights package sent out across the country. Come to find out that another reporter chimed in and pointed out that ESPN had a camera crew at the game and still didn’t show it. It is almost like ESPN is trying not to build up Moreno for the Heisman. Richt and the UGA athletic department have said they are going to do nothing special for Knowshon (or Stafford) in regards to making him a Heisman canidate. They are going to let him prove it on the field. The problem is that a play like that is what help builds up hype around a player and ESPN has a monopoly on sports reporting and they are not showing it. Luckily, ESPN decided to run it with its top plays on Monday, but not showing it with the highlights on Saturday is rediculous.

Dogs by 2 touchdowns this weekend.