No jokes here people.  I just read an article stating that all FedEx stores will be letting visitors print 25 free copies of their resume.  I know there are people out their looking for jobs or a new one.  Take em up on the deal!

Via LifeHacker [ http://lifehacker.com/5166573/fedex-offices-offering-free-resume-printing-tomorrow ]

White Lies - To Lose My Life - Unfinished Business

After a few drinks this weekend, I was dared to eat the unimaginable. It’s called the Surf ‘n Turf (Big Mac and Filet O’ Fish combined). It was delicious. I did not feel well afterwards. Gonna have to do some extra laps on the track this week. Bon appetit…

“Brody, I was so stoked when you told Gina to go eat a fat one after she asked if she could have your other ticket, even though you knew you could probably get a pretty deese HJ from her. Bros before hos, bro. That’s what I’m talking about.”

Bro, You’re A God Among Bros [ via The Onion and Sour Milk ]

I’m sure many of you watched the debate last night between Barack Obama and John Maverick. The majority of the debate was focused on these two bitching at each other like high school girls after Smirnoff Ice premium malt beverages. When they weren’t bickering back and forth, they were giving a nice hand shandy to a plumber named Joe. This guy had more airtime than Britney’s snizz, Miss Teen South Carolina, and the bailout plan combined.

If you haven’t seen the video, well here it is for your viewing pleasure. Keep an eye on ol’ Joe while Obama is answering his question. He has the look on his face like, ” If you weren’t running for President, and there weren’t cameras around, I would kick you square in the nuts so hard for talking to me like I’m retarded that you would walk like McCain for the rest of the week.”

So, this one is for you Joe. Can’t wait for your VH1 reality show about the straight talking plumber out to find love with one of several skanks. I <3 Clean Pipes