The title says it all.  Nothing to be afraid of, but I can’t imagine a human being living in this apartment.  My favorite is the persons computer…

How Can Anyone Live Like This?

I’m a fan of Chris Rock and Richard Cheney’s emails.

Having trouble staying awake during those pesky Sunday morning church services? Well, thats because you don’t go to this guy’s church. Slinging blow for Jesus is a new twist on an old favorite. I mean, I like Entourage too Rev, but you can’t play Medellin in the house of the Lord.

Priest Accused of Selling Coke from Rectory

Check out the article here: 4chan hacker holds rapper Soulja Boy’s MySpace account ransom 

The video is acutally pretty funny.  Amazing what a 12 year old can do these days…

“I said fuck you, bitch. Do what you do. This motherfucker got to be fucked up.”

Found on Craigslist by The QCB

We are looking for height-challenged female(s) (as in midget, dwarf, munchkin, little person, just don’t know the correct non-offensive terminology) to help run our fantasy football draft. We will be 10 males in a suite at the Mandalay Bay drafting for four hours on August 23th starting sometime in the late afternoon.

Your duties will be to make sure none of us run out of frosty beverages, to keep track of players taken on an oversized draft board (step stool included), and to wrestle under a glass table while either partially clothed or not clothed at all (this is why we would prefer more than one of you). Bonus points if you know something about football, know how to mix drinks, and enjoy making sure everyone is having a good time. We promise we will not degrade you by using your head for a coaster, nor will we expect any special favors as we value professionalism over anything.

Last year when I posted this ad we received an offer from a female who simply had no legs, which I determined to be cheating. So please, only true little people apply.

If interested, please respond by Friday. And don’t worry about bringing anything as we will supply beverages, glass table, and rainbow with pot of gold.

• Location: Mandalay bay
• it’s ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

- Courtesy of Craigslist