This is possibly one of the funnier things I have read in a long time.  Please read this and post your comments below.  Just to give you a sneak peak, here are some of my favorite lines:

“This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis.”

“It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you’re operating on yourself.”

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I saw you couched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked “Hey, what are you doing?”. Your reply was “Pooping in a groundhog hole! I read about it online. It’s suppose to trick the groundhog into thinking another animal has moved into it’s lair.”.

Since you are normally a sane person I refrained from calling the police.

- Courtesy of Craigslist